The Disney Parents Theme Song

   I was musing on the tendency of Disney parents to inevitably die and decided to write a parody about it. I wrote it to the tune of The Monkees Theme Song. If you're not familiar with it, I've provided it down below. What do you think of this parody? Tell me in the comments!

Here we come

Onto your TV

We get these suspicious looks from

Ev’ryone we meet

Hey, we’re Disney parents

We’re parents and we’re gonna die

We’re too busy dyin’

And makin’ ev’rybody cry

Nobody ever is safe, ‘cause

They’re Disney parents, too

You don’t have time to get ‘ttached, ‘fore

They’re also dying, too

Hey, we’re Disney parents

We’re parents and we’re gonna die

We’re too busy dyin’

And makin’ ev’rybody cry

We never are diff’rent

We never ever stick around

We’ve scarred all generations

From Bambi all the way down

Any time

Or anywhere

If it’s a Disney movie

We will be dying there!

Hey, we’re Disney parents

We’re parents and we’re gonna die

We’re too busy dyin’

And makin’ ev’rybody cry

Hey, we’re Disney parents

We’re parents and we’re gonna die

We’re too busy dyin’

And makin’ ev’rybody cry

We never are diff’rent

We never ever stick around

We’ve scarred all generations

From Bambi all the way down

Hey, we’re Disney parents

Hey, we’re Disney parents